manchmal auch von C. Dickens… Ebenezer Scrooge heißt nun „ABDULKADER MOHAMAD“ (Spammail):
Dear Friend,
As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is ABDULKADER MOHAMAD, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I have decided to give arms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, India and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and India, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eight million dollars $8,000,000,that I have with a finance Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside 20% for you for your time and patience.please send a reply through this email address mohakader@aol.com with your full contact information for more private and confidential communication.
yours truly,…
Wenn ich Spammer werde, engagiere ich den besten Storywriter der Welt und würde deswegen unendlich reich werden, weil das die ersten Spammails sein werden, die man freiwillig weiterreicht 🙂
hrhr, bei mir ist dieses literarische meisterwerk heute auch reingeflattert. mittlerweile lohnt sichs wirklich diesen müll auch mal genauer durchzulesen – die schreiber werden immer kreativer…
war auch nicht schlecht.